Gov. Bullock to Change State Name to New Cali

Governor Bullock announced that he plans to rename the state to “New Cali” in front of a redesigned state welcome sign. Bullock only gave a short statement explaining the change, “I think the name is sick as hell”. Bullock finished his short press conference by jumping on a scooter and riding into Idaho.

Bullock’s office was not able to be reached for further comment.