New Report Shows More Californians and Washingtonians Than Grasshoppers In Montana

A new report by Montana Tech shows that Montana has a substantial amount of Californians and Washingtonians, surpassing the increased population in the grasshopper population. 

"The current wave comes from western states." Dr. BugMcgee, a scientist at Montana Tech explained. "We've seen creatures like Californians in the state before, but never at this quantity. They seem to swarm at are lakes, rivers, ponds and public parks."

The presentation by Dr. BugMcgee showed that the grasshopper population in Montana has not been this high since the Grasshopper plague of 1874 before the founding of the state.

"There is a shit ton of grasshoppers in Montana right now, but the number of Californians and Washingtonians is almost double the amount. My reports show that these creatures have learned how to survive Montana winters, making their stays here longer than before or in rare cases permanent."

Montanans across the state have taken to social media to show their fascination and disdain for the large amount of Californians, grasshoppers and Washingtonians. 

“There’s no hope for Montana, once these invasive species invade they will stop at nothing to claim the state their own. God can only help us now.” Dr. BugMcgee, a devout atheist, remarked as he finished his presentation.