Gov. Bullock Orders Citizens to Wear Tuxedo T-Shirts

Gov. Steve Bullock on Saturday issued a statewide order requiring everyone five and older to wear novelty tuxedo t-shirts in all settings to help the mental health of Montana. 

This is the second clothing requirement by the Montana governor. Making masks mandatory in all government buildings and businesses Wednesday. 

“Look I know a lot of people think that I’m just a tyrant, or that I’m just a sheep following whatever the governor of California is doing, but I’m not. I’m actually a real chill dude. I thought if I can make everyone wear masks then I can make everyone wear the funniest t-shirt of all time,” Bullock said in a press conference Saturday.

Bullock called the shirts “cool as hell” and that they will help people “chill about the whole mask thing”.

The order is effective immediately in all counties and will be in effect until Bullock says so. The directive requires all businesses and private residences to enforce the ruling. Employers, family and friends are required to bully and accost those who do not follow the order. 

“Listen I think masks are important, but this is a close matter to me. If someone isn’t wearing a tuxedo shirt I’m asking law enforcement to use all measures necessary. I think all Montanans should do this order because it’s totally rad, but if people defy my order I will have no choice but to activate the national guard”. Bullock ended his press conference by performing a “sick grind” off the capitol steps.