Gov. Bullock Censors Count Chocula Commercials Because They’re “Too Scary”

At a press conference Monday, Governor Bullock announced that he would censor all Count Chocula commercials from Montana airways. “The truth of the matter is that these commercials are too scary. I mean they're scary as shit man!” Governor Bullock gave his reasoning for the controversial decision. 

The news came as a shock to citizens and press who expected Bullock to comment on his previous decision to censor republican campaign advertisements. “There is a worse threat to our state than republicans, and that is vampires. Vampires are the number one threat to Montana dude.” Bullock elaborated to the press.

The order will remove commercials containing the cartoon spokesman from local Montana channels and prohibit commercials from appearing online to Montana residents.

“It’s a matter of public safety. It was my only choice.” Bullock explained. “I took a major vibe check and can confirm without a doubt, this Count Chocula is totally not chill bro.” 

Bullock finished his press conference by putting on shades, hitting a vape pen and naruto running from the building.