Bear Paw Takes Two Months Off Trying to Come Up with New Funny Nickname for Bullock

The Bear Paw team returns to their typewriters after taking two months to come up with a funny nickname for Steve Bullock.

“We were doing really good! Five articles every week , sometimes more. We were starting to build a fan base and Facebook began shadow banning us, so we felt pretty confident that we were doing the Lord’s work.” Thomas Bearclaw stated to press when asked about the lack of content on the satire blog.

“So our asshole boss Thomas decided that we needed to come up with a funny nick name for Steve Bullock. Really capitalize on the popular articles on our site. It seemed like an easy task at first, but two months later and I nearly quite my job.” Patrick Cheesecake commented to his peers over porridge.

“I’ve been the head editor of the Bear paw since its creation earlier this year. I went to Montana Tech and got a major in technical writing, and with all my experience I could not come up with a funny name. Bullcock or Ball-lock? I mean it’s close to something, but its nothing, but I can sense there’s something there.” Ryan Buttscratch commented to Thomas over a morning cup of joe in the breakroom.

“Everyone got pulled off whatever story they were working to help with this project. There were so many fights and debates over nicknames, at the end of the day we just had to call it quits!” Patrick Cheesecake told a family member on a public Facebook post.

“I look back on it and just laugh. I should of realized that forcing my two employees to come up with five articles a week and create a hilarious nickname for Bullock was an unfair task. Especially since I’m only paying them a bowl of porridge a week.” Thomas Bearpaw commented at a empty press conference.

The Bear Paw will continue to post articles starting December 5th.