Gov Bullock “Fairly Confident” Wildfires Not Caused By His New MixTape

After declaring a state emergency due to wildfires in the state, Governor Bullock confirmed that he is fairly confident that the wildfires were not started by the release of his new mixtape. 

“Listen Linda, I can’t be certain that my hot rhymes didn’t start this nasty fire, sometimes my bars are just too hot. But I’m fairly confident and have been told by my legal team that I should state that there is no relationship between the two no matter how cool it sounds!” Bullock responded to the press while looking at his legal team in the corner. 

Bullock released his new experimental mixtape titled FIRESTARTER to soundcloud and yahoo music last week around the start of the forest fires. The album contains songs titled, “I Started Those Fires”, “I Love Forest Fires”, “Sick as Hell”, “Fuck the Fire Department” and “Dear Newsom”. 

“I know it looks bad, but it’s just art. When I say I like starting fires, it doesn’t mean I actually do. I mean I do really like it but its not like when I say I give my brother’s company government contracts that I actually do. I give them money instead, they don’t have to work for it. It's all about the freedom of creative expression.” Bullock stated to the camera before throwing down a smoke bomb and running out of the room. 

Bullock’s song “I Run Montana!” is trending on yahoo music and can be heard in the capitol building where Bullock is walking around with a boombox on his shoulder screaming “check this shit out!”